Re: [UUPoly-L] Kinky love letter to Ann Coulter



For some time, I've thought it would be interesting to go on a date with Ann 
Coulter -- simply for the adrenalin rush immediately preceding the moment 
where we mutually try to kill one another -- the kinky attraction, followed by the 
horror and loathing as we each realize what the other one of us is *really* 
like, followed by the murderous lunge toward one another....Electric!
 
;^)
 
But lately, I've decided she really is seriously deranged.
 
So then it occurred to me, I could do the world a favor and be the one that 
precipates her total breakdown and incarceration...by some simple remark...at a 
romantic moment..."Yes, I *am* poly...pagan...bisexual...cross-dressing...etc 
etc...and *liberal*..."
 
;^o
 
But...then again...I could just continue to go out with sane people.....
 
It's so much more rewarding...and...so much safer...and saner!
 
Bill B.



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