[UUPoly-L] Post Turtle

["Michael Rios" <earthfather@cfnc.us>]

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, whose hand was
caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation
with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid
for the vice-presidency. 


The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Palin is a 'Post Turtle'".  Not being
familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was. The
old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road you come across a
fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle". 


The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to
explain. "You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong up
there, and she doesn't know what to do while she's up there, and you just
wonder what kind of dummy put her up there to begin with!"